Brand New Spankin Man

by Boys Road

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1.
FSU 00:10
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Star Spangled Shitstain 01:38
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3.
Hoe of the Brave 01:20
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I want the thickest bitch The thickest bitch, the thickest bitch It gives me boner I got a boner It makes me snicker I snicker, you snicker The bastion of light Lube for newb Turn my table until it's green I ate the heads of my neighbours Blow some ice into a formless bike Portuguese patio furniture I pacify my preacher I pacify my preacher I pacify my preacher Parched in a lavish fire Hiding til I retire I rekindle ancient fire from Budapest Could you please please please turn the noise down Cause my grandpa's named Clive The holy urinal makes women fertile I beckon towards a question in words
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A Thousand Andrews on a Conveyor Belt 02:33
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A thousand Andrews on a conveyor belt Say pleased to beat you My half life is on the North Pole On the conveyor belt we argue About different belts In the cradle of civilization The crusaders make a contraption They know Andrew's on a roll A big Andrew bowl Salamander salvation makes the Germans recoil They formed a republic but it didn't do anything Hatred and love in the tree nuts Tree nuts, tree nuts Drowning in an ocean of tears This day will never end I betrayed my friend A young boy got castrated to increase his vocal pitch He sings so high in a ditch Leon Trotsky died today I offered him his gum Yeah, Leon Trotsky's dead
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Soup For the Greek 00:44
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The centuries collapse Geographical maps I punctured my rib Women animal lib I'm in the trenches An honourable mention The cake for Canadians The soup for the Greek Walk down the runway Convert to a cannibal Catholic Dark arts and magic The era is tragic
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My Boyhood Dilemma 03:35
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Challenge accepted The long and winding road What made a being is a sacred chancellor My throne, my biome gnome Fiendish like a lady in silent depravity In nuclear holocaust I'm gone, I'm lost Reach for a towel in the bowels of my chambers The chemical trail, I'm gonna bail My boyhood dilemma I'm lost in trauma Circle the graveyard, not in my backyard Knocked down on the ground I'm quiet and I'm loud My frown is superior when I get a little liquor Ponzi scheme Patrick I need an anaphylactic I can't be beat, I can't touch my feet Cats in the cradle Girls around the maypole I'm a good place but I lost the race Winston Churchill was the man Alternative energy and a fan Stay a while and help a friend Chocolate rainbow, man's end I was lost, now I'm found I'm a triangle and I'm round I'm bored, I'm lost I forgot to floss In the Pangea minefield I remember the game The ground will shake, I'm down My enemy in a lake Nothing is fake The authenticity will dismember you The kingdom has fallen Remember them and call 'em Practice the memories that surround your head meat Nefertiti in a date, I won't be late Storm the castle and prolong the fight The periodic table The bed pound fable Make more than you thought you'll need Defend the time that'll make you bleed Big Bertha will shoot you in the remains I thought a prisoner but I got my goals Surrender and surround the napalm master Crash into a galaxy I'm scared Win the Nobel prize Prolong the game You foster your fame The name is golden The Jester reposit I'm a middle aged mobster potluck stallion Imagine the medallion Jaguar elopes on a crater that publishes Pack a lunch and ignore the final countdown Never pretend the future haunts you Creep around and face the ground Hold your sword and nail a board The sweet nostalgia of her face The power of Alexander the Great
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Vikings Are Douchebags 04:36
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Something in the way the wind blows through her beard Freckles and pores united Together for the intergenerational genocide I hate freckles I twist my arm I'm having my face My fail enable My machine is buddy I'm a bushel of wheat Sharpen me and feed me I have a fable egg Put me in a blender I strongly recommend her I'm without my outside I smell like yogurt I'm a family man, hooray I dance like a slave I'm not allowed to cross the border I can't read, always a classic I slice and dice Mr. Evan I can swallow a baby whole I blew a starfish Scarborough Fair Forgive me father for I have bowled My baker is basically German I need to feed it chocolate Ray of my sunrise I feed a fetus Korpiklaani beer-meister I pole vault into a sock I render my mask The mask is green I made a lasagna, it's fuckin' ready A bat who needs to sit What a vestibule again I got gout, I'm sorry I sharpen my hooves I'm a tantric caesar I improvise my name Be superstitious, she believes in Santa A super smart gullible girl is all I seek Don't patronize me I'm a vestibule and I escape The Nazi's are mine My cousin's the mayor of duck, Duck Island He can do things with his tits Fingers don't make sense He belongs, he doesn't belong His family shuns him, he's bisexual Duck Daniels was a bootlegger under the sea The testicle was a spectacle and bigger than Sicily The Partridge family brought me a booyah I have gout She's got gout They've got gout We all got gout I do cartwheels in heaven My weenis has an orbit if you dare (father, why have you forsaken me? I got gout 'cause I ate too much steak) Suck the ripper Fuckin' sexy Uma Thurman stripper I just debated bi with an ashtray that doubles as a lawnmower Patronize me shoes I could never withhold my grape
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I'm a Great Pretty Good Golfer 00:16
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I'm a great pretty good golfer The secret saucer Behind the wheel Nerves of steel
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Toes Out 05:47
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We all got our toes out I don't We all got our toes out I love you but I'm poor Close every door An abundance of Finland The toilet never works Stop you dead in your tracks The job has no perks I built this fort I got nothing to show for it The model T and the golden circle Disobey your instructor, turn purple Fend off a demon Demolish a princess Cruisin' for a bruisin' I look good in black My patience is running thin You try and you win What can be inside this box? Try to find out and declare a war on Poland You drink with greed It's all that you need More than you thought we bargained for I implore you I implore you Building a castle if its not too much of a hassle A natural disaster, a dogmatic pastor Write an essay Getting messy What's the deal with airline food? It puts me in a good mood I'm going to sleep for seven years Wake me up when I'm growing a beard Your try to understand the nonsense The metaphors surround you BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH Become a bald guy Come a bald guy You have no navel You're on a tower You smell like pizza You smell like garbage You smell like anus You smell like a shit storm You smell like pamplemousse Put it in the diner Appreciate me Appreciate a tree The beauty of a tree It's beyond you and me I fell off a cliff I hurt my foot I stubbed my toe Snow's everywhere It's snowing It's snowing It's raining It's raining It's snowing It's snowing It's raining It's raining It's hailing It's poop-poop From the sky Meatballs from the sky This is never gonna end, woo I like a movie you wanted to watch I like the smell of your clock I eat a pasta fuck man Black boy Black windshield You don't need seatbelts anymore You can be yourself You'll be fine when you dine with a caucasian bulldog Albino Rec room We mud room We need room We want room We have no room Christ is devil worship Devil worship, don't mess with Christ Don't mix and match Don't have a sock Don't put your dick in a sock It's off limits It's off limits The roller derby queen She weighed twenty two hundred pounds And she made me as sweater Out of chalk Sweater out of chalk Sweater building block I never know when my mind will bite itself I'm kinda retar-I don't have Brain
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Deja Moose (Ft. Jay Owen) 06:38
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Devil disguised as a moose Deja Moose The human mind The human mind and belief system Born to worship I require a prayer This is a mouth that requires a prayer A belt and nothing else in a sexual encounter Angel wings Acoustic guitar bending over In the river A naked tussle in the hospital The wretched neighbour lacks on Infidel athiest Wombat on Christmas He pries before my notepad I own a Porsche but I'd rather walk A golden prison warden smelt and dealt Never be sad on the fence The worms won't eat your grave They savour knowledge ... I could eat my broccoli I could shed my own skin like a snake Peace will rain Peaceful rain Put your heart in a Tupperware bin ... Volcano erupted 'cause I sneeze And you smell like a lock Dollar bill, yeah I'm a rowdy motherfucker I befriend Osamas wife Neo American Skin Boy Skin Boy Chinese velcro Righteous neanderthal will spit on my grave One hand on my crotch You know what I'm talking about A hand in the bush is worth two on the bench Megadeth Monster all speak to your freak Meanwhile I'm in the bathroom Deja Moose Deja Moose
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Scoop a Jalopy 00:13
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My britches are bruised I'm feeling used Scoop a jalopy Make a copy
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Leprechaun 01:49
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My spatula flips grease to gold It's covered in mold Sold to the highest bidder My patience wears thin ropes Everything's so mild in France Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance My bare hands are a kind of bug The fruits of my labours were spoiled My neighbour whips me daily I'm loud and corrupted in a pool of filth Playing cards with my dad I'm a pre-teen Child labour put me out of work I'll be your little leprechaun All the animals on Halloween creation Leprechaun
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Supervolcano (Ft. Lil Housekey) 02:12
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punch my ticket I'm late my taste buds have atrophied but that's all a hoax I don't know any riddles, I don't know any jokes it's been a couple years since I spoke to my folks Peter Gabriel signed my chest I haven't showered in a year and its the best a chastity belt keeps me on the straight and narrow I breastfeed Jack Sparrow I saw a squirrel that made me smile a fat deck is sad but not forgotten I brush with crest but my breath is rotten (they flew away - them some birds) made love to a girl under a tree she taught me how to ski she banished the magic that under the pillow we all have she makes me love her endocrine make me mean losing at the VLT bet your life at the slots but don't bet me When you shit your pants I'm a nuclear bomb The crustacean envelope will withhold love letters from space how much is the deadliest widget? they sell it on Pawn Stars Pluto the African Ninja, master of martial arts I hold my farts (hold my farts) I got business down here dirtiest man died smoking animal dung etc busiest man died smoking animal dung dirtiest man died smoking animal dung SMOKING ANIMAL DUNG SMOKING ANIMAL DUNG SMOKING EDIBLE DUNG SMOKING EDIBLE DUNG
14.
Grand Cosmic Meaning 00:38
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Grand cosmic meaning What gives Sir? I'm covered in plastic I've blown a gasket What if we found an iguana Cooking some lasagna Treat yourself to some spinach Dig yourself into a hole
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My Mating Call 02:22
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Spot check this man because he has a chainsaw Beaches upon beaches circumnavigate Siberia at the WAG The tantrum, the titanic There wasn't enough boats My hands like heavy like bricks of clay Vladimir Putin stay away My letter never sent I'm the Bob Dylan Charlie Chaplin That's who I am My pores, my pores My pores leak gasoline Blood comes out of my car How tall is your lover? How small is a smother? My fetus is arthritis trimester female My phenomenal contortionisms plaster the sky Putting your should under a Petri dish Appall un Apaul, Paul undulated Gargle with dice There's a dirty old man on the bus blowing snot rockets Agood you have aforsaken me

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written and recorded in a cabin by a nice lake we only looked at mid June and we were merry at this time., very

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released July 17, 2023

boys involved:

andrew
sean
artem
lucas
adam
pasty
jay owen
lil housekey

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Boys Road Winnipeg, Manitoba

comparable to fresh fruit, boys road competently fills it's space in a BBQ atmosphere. founded february 2018 after a night spent in a haunted house united the three founding members through co-operative work against a vicious spectre.
from that day to this, the boys road name has expanded freely. Adam started three forest fires. ... more

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